Now before anyone thinks Christian Research Net has just jumped off-side here the title of this Grrr! Block piece from Fox News comes from its author Mike Straka:

"We all make mistakes," said Michael Vick. "Dogfighting is a terrible thing and I reject it … I found Jesus and turned my life over to God. I think that’s the right thing to do as of right now."

Gee, that didn’t take long. I didn’t think the curtain on the "finding Jesus" act would rise until after Vick went to jail, but alas, it came on the same day he made his plea deal official.

It took Paris Hilton a few hours in the slammer before she met Jesus, and Vick does it even before lockup. Who knew? He must have hired Hilton rep Elliot Mintz as his spokesman over the weekend.

We do hope the new evangelical and emerging church folk who whine incessantly about CRN giving a supposed bad witness before unbelievers will quit whimpering long enough to notice how the secular media already views this "conversion" as the joke it is.

Hmm, oddly enough his sentencing hearing isn’t until December 10. But that couldn’t have any bearing on "brother" Mike’s coming to Jesus, could it?