Note: For the postmodern and humor impaired the following intro is meant sarcastically. You may return to your pomo fog now.

A tip of the hat to CRN.Info, the Watcher of the Watchdogs, for leading us to this excellent post by Dan Phillips over at Pyromaniacs, an actual labor in the Lord:

Each of us in the Pyro Triumvirate of Terror has lamented the pathetic state of "evangelicalism," and I think the three of us agree that the term has become almost useless, nearly as bad as "family values."

But now I have begun to wonder whether a little distinguishing phrase could redeem the venerable old label. Perhaps it would help if we distinguished two kinds of evangelicals:

1. "Fire-in-the-belly evangelicals"
2. "Fire-sale evangelicals."

To elucidate…